Preview: House Gymnastics Exhibition - Brahm Gallery
It's seriously mad, it's quite habit-forming, but is it art?
House Gymnastics is a fine blend of yoga, breakdancing, climbing and gymnastics,
to be perfected in your own home before par-taking in exchanges, and gallery
and internet exhibitions. This hot new fad all began with Harrison & Ford's
attempts to put up a bedroom blind, and is essentially the result of the existential
ennui of domestic life. The two artists, along with daring and just plain
stupid collaborators, have been perfecting positions (that have to be held
for some three seconds) that break the banality of our relationship with the
home environment. Thrill as you see for the first time the treacherous ravine
of your hallway, holding on with merely one hand gripped against the inevitable
fall (or rescue)! Revel in the insight caused by seeing your poxy bedroom
from above! Meditate upon those awkward corners where you thought nothing
really ever went on! And more, more, more defiance of gravity, incredulous
stupidity and incredible agility.
But be warned: you should not try this at home without accepting the huge
responsibilities involved. The prior use of drugs or alcohol is evidently
ill-advised; this is not a post-pub sport, stick to your Gameboy or tiddlywinks!
Also be prepared for the kind of injuries that Harrison & Ford have
endured for the sake of their art (these are detailed on the website www.housegymnastics.com
and are enough to throw sickies for the best part of a year). Then there
is that netherworld where your entire life will revolve around HG, taking
over even from your love life and family. At this stage you may well become
addicted to the adrenaline rush and sense of achievement allowed by your
hobby. The artists recommend, in extreme cases of over-attachment, that
you take up knitting or stamp collecting. At the current time no HG rehabs
exist, so it is advisable to keep in touch with your more sensible friends
and family throughout. They will know the difference between when things
are getting just plain silly and when you are on the road to Damascus (though
what happens when you get there, God only knows).
The exhibition includes examples of such legendary positions as: the Elevated
Carpet Crab (relatively safe in terms of lack of height, but deceptively
destructive when it comes to skin burns and muscle strains), the vertigo-inducing
Banister Snake (be sure to check the hand rail first) and the One Handed
Starfish (have carbuncles ever looked this fine?). Perhaps art's impact
on society has never been this strong since the introduction of the Lottery
(social realism taken to a quite ridiculous extreme). You can be assured
that Harrison & Ford will induce you to feats that have appeared futile
(or at least preposterous) since childhood. And after all, isn't naiveté
and innocent fun the enemy of modem art?
(Richard Jevons, Leeds Guide, May 2003)